Ahhh, school. Easygoing the best years of life when your sole responsibility is to absorb new cognition that no one will blame yous for forgetting subsequently. Sure, math class may feel like a drag, but just wait until y'all're in your twenties trying to figure out FICO rates and credit scores without a teacher you tin sit down with for a few minutes after class to answer your questions.
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All in all, to quote my proficient friend Peaches, "stay in school cuz information technology'due south the all-time." But who says the best tin't get even better with a petty chip of shared humor?
Whether yous're looking for the perfect joke to draw your latest homework assignment or just want to make your classmates express joy at lunch, we've compiled 29 age-appropriate schoolhouse jokes that will even go a giggle out of your teacher.
Elementary Schoolhouse
Why are fish so smart? They travel in schools!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you desire, it tin't hear you.
What'southward a witch's favorite class? Spelling!
Why won't the elephant use the computer? He's afraid of the mouse.
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What did the math volume tell the pencil? I've got a lot of problems.
Why was the volume in the hospital? It hurt its spine.
I heard they put a new fly in the schoolhouse. That's true, simply it yet won't wing.
What kind of school do you go to if you're an ice cream man? Sundae school.
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What kind of school do you go to if y'all're a surfer? Boarding schoolhouse.
Why wasn't the geometry instructor at schoolhouse? Because she sprained her angle!
Why do magicians do so well in school? They're neat at play a trick on questions.
How did the geography student drown? His grades were beneath C-level.
Middle School
Teacher: Can you tell united states of america where they signed the Announcement of Independence? Student: Of course, ma'am. At the bottom.
When is a theater clumsy? When the curtain falls.
A boy comes back from schoolhouse and his mom asks, "What did you learn today?" He replies, "Non enough, they're making me get back tomorrow."
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Why was school easier for cave people? There was no history to study!
A book that was never written: When Does School Commencement? by Wendy Belrings
Teacher: We will only have a half-solar day of school this morning... Students: YAYYYY! Instructor: Then we will take the other one-half this afternoon.
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Mom: What did yous do in school today? Kid: We played a guessing game. Mom: I idea y'all had a math test. Kid: Exactly.
How did the geography educatee drown? His grades were below C-level.
A teacher says to his student, "Matthew, I've had to send you to the main's office every single 24-hour interval this week. What exercise you take to say for yourself?" The educatee replies, "I'm glad information technology's Friday!"
High School
I threw my erstwhile laptop in the ocean. At present there's a Dell rollin' in the deep.
Two high school students are discussing their plans for after college. One says to the other, "I'm planning on going into farming. My father does it and it makes practiced money." The second asks, "What blazon of farming? Wheat, corn, livestock?" The first replies, "I don't know man, there are so many fields to choose from."
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What sort of grades did Tommy Wiseau receive in school? Oh, high marks.
Math teacher: A man from Los Angeles drove toward New York at 250 miles per hr and a man from New York drove toward Los Angeles at 150 k.p.h. Where did they meet? Student: In jail.
A teacher asks her student, "Joe, why did you lot eat your homework?" Joe replies, "Because I don't take a dog."
Why exercise they never serve beer at a math political party? Because y'all can't potable and derive.
What is grammar? The difference between knowing your crap and knowing you're crap.
What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? SWAG.
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